1. Stop paying all your credit card bills right NOW!
2. Incorporate yourself for cheap in Delaware. http://corp.delaware.gov/ It's what the ultra sleasy CC comps do, so should YOU!
3. Open an online bank account in delaware and contnue to put what money you can towards your credit cards in that account. Which is your new corporate account.
4. Get a tracfone. The telephone calls from the Giants will drive you mad. As soon as they find you, get another tracfone.
5. get a mailboxes etc. kind of mail service and change your mailbox every year.
6. The friendly credit card company will eventually (5 yrs. or so) invite you to a fun day in small claims court or a bigger court. Do not hire a lawyer, use the court appointed one.
7.You have no personal assets, offer to pay 30 cents on the dollar. As soon as they agree, whip out your corporate checkbook and write out the check. snickering all the while.
The pictures above were taken on the way to work and after getting out of work. A whole day passed and I didn't even see it.
